Beware Pigformation Event
Beginning
"Pigformation"
A form you end up taking when you no longer find pleasure in living.
In 2019, the world experiences the largest wave of pigformation in history!
A form you end up taking when you no longer find pleasure in living.
In 2019, the world experiences the largest wave of pigformation in history!
Marc
No matter where I look... everyone's turning into a pig.
Sora
...
Marc
Sora, you have to help me! Or else the world is going to be in a right down mess.
Sora
Saving the world is what humans are supposed to do. I'm a pig so I don't care.
Marc
Oh no... She's completely pigformed now.
QP
...
Marc
Oh, QP. Please be yourself again. If the world's filled with pigs, you won't be able to eat pudding ever again!
QP
Who cares about that stupid food you can make by just mixing up milk, eggs, and sugar?
Aru
...
Marc
Ah, Aru, wait up!
Aru
What do you need from me? You're in luck, though. I have plenty of time to spare.
Marc
Don't tell me even you're one of them...
Aru
...
Aru
Take a look at this.
Marc
...What is it?
Aru
A list of present requests from children this year.
Marc
...
Aru
There's no way Santa could make NiOtendo SwOtches.
Aru
Those days are gone when Santa made presents herself and delivered them. I'm out of business now. Will you just leave me alone?
Marc
...
Marc
Oh boy, speaking to them doesn't help a bit.
Marc
I hate to be harsh on them, but I need to force them back to the way they were.
Marc
Let's go, Red Barrel!
Red Barrel (Pig)
Vroooom!
Marc thus makes up her mind to save the world from the pigformation all by herself.
She does not yet know what destiny awaits her...
She does not yet know what destiny awaits her...
Ending
The bodies pile up high.
Marc
Ugh, look what I have done. But the pigformation ought to cease now.
Sora
...Uu.
Marc
She's still a pig... Hear me out, Sora. If this planet gets ruined, even pigs can't live here.
Sora
...Right!
QP
...Oooooooow.
Marc
Look, QP. Imagine putting pudding's ingredients all together in your mouth. Do you think they would taste anything like pudding? They only become pudding when prepared correctly.
QP
...Right!
Aru
...Ugh.
Marc
Aru, listen to me. If you can't make presents yourself, you can get them from a toy store. The store can make a profit, and you can deliver the children what they want. It's win-win.
Aru
...Right! ...Wait, what?
Marc
All right, great work out there, Red Ba-... Where did you get that scratch on your wing? And, is that a pig tail you have back there...?
QP
...What's going on, Marc?
Marc
If I pay for the repairs, I'll get in the red this month... Also, gas is very expensive right now...
QP
...Marc?
Marc
I wanna be a pig... I wanna be a pig...
QP
She's gone.
Sora
Let's follow her. We can't leave her alone.
Aru
You're right. It's our turn to help her out!
The global pigformation still continues.
It's not so bad to turn into a pig and fly around when you feel a little bit tired of everyday life.
The fantasy won't last long and you'll eventually have to fold your wings and go back to living as a human again.
But until then, have a nice, crimson dream.
The End.
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