Kai Campaign/Story

 

Kai Campaign

Kai Episode 1 - Beginning

Kai

...

Marie Poppo

Poppo.

Kai

Uu...

Marie Poppo

Poppo!

Marie Poppo

*Whack-whack*!

Kai

Hey! That hurts!

Marie Poppo

Po! Po! Po!

Marie Poppo

*Whack-whack-whack*!

Kai

S-stop hitting me, dammit!

Marie Poppo

Pooh! Pooh! Po!

Kai

Huh? Just what are you?

Marie Poppo

Marie Poppo!

Kai

Poppo?

Marie Poppo

Po!

Kai

And what can I do for you, Poppo?

Marie Poppo

Poppo!

Marie Poppo

*Grab*!

Kai

My wallet!

Marie Poppo

Poppo!

Kai

What? If I want it back, I have to beat you in a game of dice?

Marie Poppo

Poppo!

Kai

I'm not quite sure what's going on.

Kai

But I do feel like I need to win this game! That must be the right path!

Kai Episode 1 - Ending

Kai

Haa, haa... Who won?

Marie Poppo

Poppo lost.

Kai

Hell yeah! Give my wallet back!

Marie Poppo

No, Poppo.

Kai

Hey! Give it back to me! That was the agreement!

Marie Poppo

Popooh.

Kai

What? You didn't say you would return it to me if I won?

Marie Poppo

Moron looool!

Kai

You're so freaking annoying!!

Marie Poppo

Poppopoooh.

*Dash*!

Kai

Hey! Don't you run!!

Kai Episode 2 - Beginning

Marie Poppo

Poppoo!

Kai

Dammit! She's so quick!

Marie Poppo

Poppopo! Poppo! Poppopopopopoopoo!

Kai

For god's sake! She's so full of herself!

Marie Poppo

Poppo! Poppopopo!

Kai

What? I'd better focus on what's in front of me?

Look out!

Kai

*Ka-chack*!

Kai

Gugyaa!

Marie Poppo

He got run over by a sleigh, Poppo...

Aru

Oh no! Are you alright!?

Kai

I can only see the color red... I must be dying.

Aru

That's the color of my clothes.

Marie Poppo

Poppopoooh.

Kai

Hm? What are you doing, Poppo?

Marie Poppo

Presents!

Kai

Oh yeah, there are lots of prettily decorated boxes everywhere on the ground...

Aru

Oh no! Those are all mine!

Kai

They got scattered magnificently.

Aru

Don't kick back like it's none of your business! Help me pick them up!

Kai

Why me!? By the way, Poppo took some presents...

Aru

What what what!?

Aru

In that case, there's no other way than to play a game of dice!

Kai

Yeah, I know, I know. That's how the story goes.

Kai Episode 2 - Ending

Kai

That's what I'm talking about!

Aru

Uu... I lost...

Marie Poppo

Poppo lost...

QP

I lost.

Kai

...

Aru

...

Marie Poppo

...

QP

What is it?

Kai

You joined us in the game out of nowhere. Mind telling us who you are?

QP

I'm QP.

QP

Having been reeled in by the allure of presents, I decided on my own to enter the game.

Aru

The presents all belong to me.

Kai

All the girls I've met today are weird in the head.

Marie Poppo

In the meantime, Poppo is out of here.

Kai

Ah, hey!!

Aru

Don't take my presents!

QP

Let's go to my world next!

Kai Episode 3 - Beginning

Kai

Poppo! Where are you!?

Marie Poppo

Poppooou!

Aru

Ah, she's over there!

Marie Poppo

Poppo! Poppo! Pooopiiii!

QP

She looks extremely excited!

Marie Poppo

Poppo!

Kai

She's holding something.

Aru

That's a spoon...

QP

And pudding!!?

Yuki

Right.

Yuki

That pudding you've cherished and especially saved for today.

Yuki

That mouth-wateringly delicious pudding made from first-class eggs.

QP

Yu-Yuki!

QP

Yuki... You let Poppo have the pudding!?

Kai

This time it's a cat.

Marie Poppo

It's mouth-wateringly tasty!

QP

Don't you dare touch that pudding!!

Yuki

O-hoho, if you want it back...

Aru

I think I know what's coming...

Yuki

A dice battle for the pudding!

QP

This game is mine!!

Kai Episode 3 - Ending

Kai

I'm the winner.

QP

Pudding... My dearest pudding...

Yuki

That was actually pretty fun!

Marie Poppo

Poppo lost.

Aru

I feel like there's a pattern being established.

Kai

Yeah, and naturally, what's gonna happen next is...

Marie Poppo

Poppo's outta here.

QP

Ah! My pudding!

Aru

My presents!

Kai

My wallet!!

Kai Episode 4 - Beginning

Kai

Wait up!

Marie Poppo

Poppopoooh.

Aru

Hmm, I'm starting to enjoy repeating this.

QP

Same here.

Marie Poppo

Poppooh.

Kai

Poppo... She's going to use...

Aru

An airplane?

QP

We won't be able to catch her if she takes off in that.

Kai

Crap!

Marie Poppo

Poppo! Poppo!

Marie Poppo

*Clickety-clank*.

Kai

Hm...?

QP

Why won't she fly off?

Aru

Maybe she doesn't know how.

Kai

Now's our chance!

Marie Poppo

Po! Po! Po!

Marie Poppo

*Clickety-clank*!

Peat

Hey! What are you doing?

Marie Poppo

Po?

Peat

That's my bird. Get out!

Marie Poppo

Po...

Marie Poppo

Po... Po...

Marie Poppo

Pogyaaaah!!

Aru

Oh.

QP

She started crying.

Peat

Well... Um...

Marc

Hey! Why would you make a little child cry!?

Peat

Red Barrel...!? No, I just...

Marie Poppo

Piiii!!

Marc

Oh, poor girl...

Peat

No, I'm not responsible for this...

Marie Poppo

Po... Po...

Peat

Oh, all right!

Peat

I'll fly you anywhere you want.

Marie Poppo

Po?

Peat

Under one condition, though.

Kai

...

Peat

Only after you win a game of dice!

Aru

Everybody loves dice.

Kai Episode 4 - Ending

Kai

Heh... I'm too strong for my own good, huh?

Peat

Not just Red Barrel... I even lost to a guy like this.

Marc

I lost, but I had fun.

Marie Poppo

Poo...

Aru

I don't think even Poppo can take a plane...

QP

You're cornered, Poppo.

Marie Poppo

Po... Po...

Kai

There's nowhere to run.

Marie Poppo

Poppo!!

Kai

Hm?

Marc

Aaah! My big rocket!

QP

No! It's dangerous!!

Kai

She doesn't care as long as she can carry it!?

Marie Poppo

Poh!

Kai

Not this again!

Aru

This pattern is way too familiar already!

Kai Episode 4 - Beginning (Trial Version)

Kai

Halt!

Marie Poppo

What Poppo?

Aru

It appears this is the end of the free trial.

QP

Noo, my pudding!

Kai

To continue, please purchase the full game.

Marc

You can get it by clicking the link on the title screen!

Marie Poppo

Thank you for playing, Poppo!

Kai

Well then, until we meet again...

Kai Episode 5 - Beginning

Kai

Poppo! Give it up already!

Marie Poppo

Popiii!

QP

She's making fun of us.

Marc

By the way, look around.

*Kaboom*!

Aru

I can see explosions here and there...

Kai

Also, beams and missiles.

Marc

If one of them hits my rocket...

Aru

There will be an enormous explosion!?

QP

What!? My dearest pudding will get burnt!

Aru

My presents too!

Kai

My Benjamins will be ash!

Marie Poppo

...You have no Benjamins in your wallet.

Kai

Shut up!

Sora

...

QP

I think that person is...

Aru

Holding a gun.

Marc

Is she aiming at the rocket?

Kai

This is bad!

Sora

I take my work seriously.

Kai

Hold on a second!

QP

How about playing a game of dice before that?

Marc

That's a forceful development.

Aru

It's the usual thing...

Sora

Dice...?

Marie Poppo

Poppo!

Sora

That sounds fun...

Marie Poppo

Poppo!

Kai

Nice! She's interested!

Aru

Let's get started before she changes her mind!

QP

Dice fight, on!

Marc

Ready steady...

Marie Poppo

Po!

Kai Episode 5 - Ending

Kai

And naturally we won.

Sora

It was a very fun experience...

Marie Poppo

Popo.

Aru

Good work.

QP

Booyah! It was one heated battle!

Kai

Indeed, indeed.

Ahahaha.

Marc

Hey...

Kai

What?

Marc

Why won't anybody mention there being two Poppos?

Kai

We were deliberately ignoring that fact.

Aru

Yes...

QP

I noticed that just now...

Marie Poppo

Poppo!

Kai

Whoa, their harmony sounds so irritating!

Marie Poppo

Poppo! Poppo!

Kai

We should get them both before they multiply again.

Marie Poppo

Guess what's up next, Poppo.

Kai

What do you mean?

Marie Poppo

The final battle is ahead, Poppo.

Marie Poppo

Follow us, Poppo.

Marc

I have a bad feeling about this...

Kai Final Episode - Beginning

Kai

She did say final battle, but...

Aru

Considering our previous experiences, that phrase feels kinda out of place.

QP

It's not like we've been fighting for our lives or anything.

Marc

We're fine as long as we get our stuff back.

That's not gonna happen!

Marc

Who's that!?

O-hohoho... Welcome, you mongrels.

Kai

You are...

Tomomo

I am Magical Tomomo, the Great Ruler of Darkness!

Marc

Who's that?

Aru

Dunno.

QP

Me neither cuz I don't watch any anime.

Tomomo

You guys are horrible! I'm not cosplaying!

Kai

W-why?

Kai

I feel like I know you...!

Tomomo

O-hoho... You're good, Kai.

Marc

How so?

Tomomo

That's the ability you were given! The protagonist's privilege!

Kai

What?

Tomomo

You met Poppo and set on a journey.

Tomomo

You gathered a party and made your way to me.

Tomomo

And only you know about me...

Tomomo

All those things are because of your privilege!

Tomomo

And I am the one who bestowed it upon you.

Tomomo

I, Magical Tomomo!

Kai

I see... It's because of this ability of mine that I can mostly tell what's to come!

Kai

In other words, you created this world,

Kai

controlled Poppo, gathered us here,

Kai

and now you appear in front of us as the last boss to win people's attention.

Kai

And you're trying to become more popular than me... That's your plan, isn't it!?

Tomomo

Precisely! That's why I had you play the protagonist, Kai!

Tomomo

A character who is completely typical and lacks individuality.

Tomomo

And unlike the others, you only debuted in this game.

Tomomo

On top of that, you're male!

Tomomo

Your existence has been working great to make me stand out!

Kai

Damn... I have no comeback to that...

Tomomo

O-hohoho... Everything has been going just as I planned!

Aru

But...

Tomomo

?

QP

There's one thing I want to say.

Tomomo

What is it?

Marc

Apart from him, we are the protagonists of earlier games.

Kai

So, somebody like you who only showed up on an unpopular homepage...

Marie Poppo

...Really has no impact.

Tomomo

Even you, Poppo!?

Tomomo

...

Tomomo

I know that!

Tomomo

But... I had to do this...

Kai

Because that's... how this game goes...

Tomomo

Yes...

Tomomo

I'm not throwing in the towel here, though.

Tomomo

I'm going to be the strongest Demon Lord in the world.

Tomomo

And you're not going to see the ending, ever!

Kai Final Episode - Ending

Tomomo

I-I couldn't win.

Kai

Tomomo... You were so strong it felt as though you were cheating.

Tomomo

Ugh..

Marie Poppo

Poppo...

Tomomo

Poppo... This is the end of the story.

Tomomo

Return to them what you stole.

Marie Poppo

Yes, Poppo.

Aru

It's over...

Marc

I feel kinda sorry for her...

QP

The pudding's so yummy!

Kai

Well, don't be so down.

Tomomo

Stop trying to comfort me.

Kai

No worries. If you can't play a last boss well, you should try playing a protagonist next instead.

Tomomo

What are you saying...?

Kai

You can choose the last boss as a player character after defeating them.

Kai

It's not unusual in a game like this, right?

Tomomo

...!?

Tomomo

Kai...

Kai

The method to unlock the last boss in this game is a secret, though!

Tomomo

Uu...

Kai

Even if the story ends,

Kai

this game will not...

Kai

Because...

Tomomo

This is a fighting game.

Kai

As long as somebody's playing it somewhere, we are all protagonists and opponents at the same time.

Tomomo

Yeah!

Kai

All right! Let's go!

(And like this... the worlds have turned peaceful...)

---

Marie Poppo

*ZZZ*.

Marie Poppo

Oh!?

Marie Poppo

Was it all a dream, Poppo...?

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