Kai Campaign Kai Episode 1 - Beginning Kai ... Marie Poppo Poppo. Kai Uu... Marie Poppo Poppo! Marie Poppo *Whack-whack*! Kai Hey! That hurts! Marie Poppo Po! Po! Po! Marie Poppo *Whack-whack-whack*! Kai S-stop hitting me, dammit! Marie Poppo Pooh! Pooh! Po! Kai Huh? Just what are you? Marie Poppo Marie Poppo! Kai Poppo? Marie Poppo Po! Kai And what can I do for you, Poppo? Marie Poppo Poppo! Marie Poppo *Grab*! Kai My wallet! Marie Poppo Poppo! Kai What? If I want it back, I have to beat you in a game of dice? Marie Poppo Poppo! Kai I'm not quite sure what's going on. Kai But I do feel like I need to win this game! That must be the right path! Kai Episode 1 - Ending Kai Haa, haa... Who won? Marie Poppo Poppo lost. Kai Hell yeah! Give my wallet back! Marie Poppo No, Poppo. Kai Hey! Give it back to me! That was the agreement! Marie Poppo Popooh. Kai What? You didn't say you would return it to me if I won? Marie Poppo Moron looool! Kai You're so freaking annoying!! Marie Poppo Poppopoooh. *Dash*! Kai Hey! Don't you run!! Kai Episode 2 - Beginning Marie Poppo Poppoo! Kai Dammit! She's so quick! Marie Poppo Poppopo! Poppo! Poppopopopopoopoo! Kai For god's sake! She's so full of herself! Marie Poppo Poppo! Poppopopo! Kai What? I'd better focus on what's in front of me? Look out! Kai *Ka-chack*! Kai Gugyaa! Marie Poppo He got run over by a sleigh, Poppo... Aru Oh no! Are you alright!? Kai I can only see the color red... I must be dying. Aru That's the color of my clothes. Marie Poppo Poppopoooh. Kai Hm? What are you doing, Poppo? Marie Poppo Presents! Kai Oh yeah, there are lots of prettily decorated boxes everywhere on the ground... Aru Oh no! Those are all mine! Kai They got scattered magnificently. Aru Don't kick back like it's none of your business! Help me pick them up! Kai Why me!? By the way, Poppo took some presents... Aru What what what!? Aru In that case, there's no other way than to play a game of dice! Kai Yeah, I know, I know. That's how the story goes. Kai Episode 2 - Ending Kai That's what I'm talking about! Aru Uu... I lost... Marie Poppo Poppo lost... QP I lost. Kai ... Aru ... Marie Poppo ... QP What is it? Kai You joined us in the game out of nowhere. Mind telling us who you are? QP I'm QP. QP Having been reeled in by the allure of presents, I decided on my own to enter the game. Aru The presents all belong to me. Kai All the girls I've met today are weird in the head. Marie Poppo In the meantime, Poppo is out of here. Kai Ah, hey!! Aru Don't take my presents! QP Let's go to my world next! Kai Episode 3 - Beginning Kai Poppo! Where are you!? Marie Poppo Poppooou! Aru Ah, she's over there! Marie Poppo Poppo! Poppo! Pooopiiii! QP She looks extremely excited! Marie Poppo Poppo! Kai She's holding something. Aru That's a spoon... QP And pudding!!? Yuki Right. Yuki That pudding you've cherished and especially saved for today. Yuki That mouth-wateringly delicious pudding made from first-class eggs. QP Yu-Yuki! QP Yuki... You let Poppo have the pudding!? Kai This time it's a cat. Marie Poppo It's mouth-wateringly tasty! QP Don't you dare touch that pudding!! Yuki O-hoho, if you want it back... Aru I think I know what's coming... Yuki A dice battle for the pudding! QP This game is mine!! Kai Episode 3 - Ending Kai I'm the winner. QP Pudding... My dearest pudding... Yuki That was actually pretty fun! Marie Poppo Poppo lost. Aru I feel like there's a pattern being established. Kai Yeah, and naturally, what's gonna happen next is... Marie Poppo Poppo's outta here. QP Ah! My pudding! Aru My presents! Kai My wallet!! Kai Episode 4 - Beginning Kai Wait up! Marie Poppo Poppopoooh. Aru Hmm, I'm starting to enjoy repeating this. QP Same here. Marie Poppo Poppooh. Kai Poppo... She's going to use... Aru An airplane? QP We won't be able to catch her if she takes off in that. Kai Crap! Marie Poppo Poppo! Poppo! Marie Poppo *Clickety-clank*. Kai Hm...? QP Why won't she fly off? Aru Maybe she doesn't know how. Kai Now's our chance! Marie Poppo Po! Po! Po! Marie Poppo *Clickety-clank*! Peat Hey! What are you doing? Marie Poppo Po? Peat That's my bird. Get out! Marie Poppo Po... Marie Poppo Po... Po... Marie Poppo Pogyaaaah!! Aru Oh. QP She started crying. Peat Well... Um... Marc Hey! Why would you make a little child cry!? Peat Red Barrel...!? No, I just... Marie Poppo Piiii!! Marc Oh, poor girl... Peat No, I'm not responsible for this... Marie Poppo Po... Po... Peat Oh, all right! Peat I'll fly you anywhere you want. Marie Poppo Po? Peat Under one condition, though. Kai ... Peat Only after you win a game of dice! Aru Everybody loves dice. Kai Episode 4 - Ending Kai Heh... I'm too strong for my own good, huh? Peat Not just Red Barrel... I even lost to a guy like this. Marc I lost, but I had fun. Marie Poppo Poo... Aru I don't think even Poppo can take a plane... QP You're cornered, Poppo. Marie Poppo Po... Po... Kai There's nowhere to run. Marie Poppo Poppo!! Kai Hm? Marc Aaah! My big rocket! QP No! It's dangerous!! Kai She doesn't care as long as she can carry it!? Marie Poppo Poh! Kai Not this again! Aru This pattern is way too familiar already! Kai Episode 4 - Beginning (Trial Version) Kai Halt! Marie Poppo What Poppo? Aru It appears this is the end of the free trial. QP Noo, my pudding! Kai To continue, please purchase the full game. Marc You can get it by clicking the link on the title screen! Marie Poppo Thank you for playing, Poppo! Kai Well then, until we meet again... Kai Episode 5 - Beginning Kai Poppo! Give it up already! Marie Poppo Popiii! QP She's making fun of us. Marc By the way, look around. *Kaboom*! Aru I can see explosions here and there... Kai Also, beams and missiles. Marc If one of them hits my rocket... Aru There will be an enormous explosion!? QP What!? My dearest pudding will get burnt! Aru My presents too! Kai My Benjamins will be ash! Marie Poppo ...You have no Benjamins in your wallet. Kai Shut up! Sora ... QP I think that person is... Aru Holding a gun. Marc Is she aiming at the rocket? Kai This is bad! Sora I take my work seriously. Kai Hold on a second! QP How about playing a game of dice before that? Marc That's a forceful development. Aru It's the usual thing... Sora Dice...? Marie Poppo Poppo! Sora That sounds fun... Marie Poppo Poppo!