School Crashers Event
Beginning
This is a story about one of the countless 100% Orange Juice parallel worlds that may or may not exist.
Marc
My name's Marc! I'm a snappy teenage girl that just got into the Ebimanyou Private Academy this spring!
Marc
I'm still getting used to my new school life, but I really enjoy every day with my new friends.
Marc
Oh boy, what a nice and warm day today!
Sora
Marc, Marc.
Marc
Whoa, morning, Sora.
Sora
Good morning. Is everything okay? You seem a little absent-minded.
Marc
I can't help it. It's so warm today...
Sora
I understand. We're having a very pleasant day today. It took me a lot of work to get myself out of bed this morning.
Marc
Sheesh, Sora.
Sora
Fufufu... But really, it's so wonderful today.
Syura
So darn true... Why not play hooky and just bask in the sun?
Sora
Whoa, you surprised me. I didn't notice you at all, Syura...
Syura
Morning, Sora-Sora and Maroon! *Yawn*
Marc
Syura... Your face looks like that of a zombie.
Sora
Your eyes are totally lifeless. Did you do another one of your video gaming binges?
Syura
Ex-freaking-cuse me! You don't describe a girl's looks that way...! Well, it's completely true, though!
Syura
My favorite game got an update last night, and I was like, "Who needs sleep!", and ended up playing it non-stop until just now.
Marc
Until just now...?!
Sora
You stayed up all night...?
Syura
Yeah... But I'm in the game club, right? It was all part of the club activities, so you could say I'm having a very healthy school life!
Marc
It's absolutely not healthy.
Sora
I couldn't agree enough.
Syura
I'll be fine. This pales in comparison to what I've had before...
Syura
But hey, that's not important now!
Peat
Hmph, you girls are laidback as always!
Marc
Peat!
Peat
Don't call me that. Address me as senpai!
Marc
Senpa... i?
Peat
I'm one year older than you! ...But really, is now the time to be taking it so easy?
Marc
Huh?
Syura
He's right! Look at the time! We're going to be late!
Sora
I thought I left home early enough... What?
Marc
How is it already this late...?!
Syura
It's because you two were standing there spaced-out for too long!
Sora
That's correct. We were absorbing this wonderful spring warmth.
Marc
It's because the sun just feels way too nice today...
Peat
That's you guys' own fault! Sorry, I'm going to go on ahead!
Sora
I don't want to be late, either. I'm going to fly over.
Syura
Hey, give me a ride.
Marc
What? Is it okay to ride Sora? Let me in.
Sora
Y-you're going to ride me...? But this is an emergency. I'll do my best!
Peat
What the hell?! That's cheating!
Sora
Oh. Would you like a ride too, senpai?
Peat
Oh, uh, if you say so.
Marc
*Stare*
Syura
*Stare*
Peat
(I-I'm pretty sure the other two girls will judge me harshly if I take her up on the offer...)
Peat
I-I'm good! I'm going to make it... I hope!
Sora
I see. Okay, girls, hang on tight. We're going to go a little fast.
Syura
Yay!
Marc
Thanks, Sora...
Sora
Here we go...!
*Zooooooom*!
Syura
Heboo!
Marc
Th-that's super fast! Look, we can already see the school...
Sora
I hope we make it...!!
Syura
We'll be fine! We're going to... Hm, there's somebody by the gate...
Marc
It's Mr. NoName...!!
NoName
A clump of school girls is flying straight toward me...
Sora
Wah, please get out of our way!
NoName
I won't! I'm catching you all in my arms!
Syura
That's sexual harassment! I mean, someone's really gonna get hurt!
*WHAAAAM*!!
Sora
*Cough, Cough*! I-I'm sorry. Are you two all right?
Syura
Yeah, somehow... Marc, are you okay?
Sora
Are you all right, Marc?
Marc
I-I'm fine... But...
Marc
What should we do about... this?
Sora
Oh my goodness...
*Bell rings*.
Peat
*Pant, pant*... Dang it, I didn't... make it!
Marc
...
Peat
Huh?
Peat
What are you guys doing here? Did you mess something up again?
Syura
Ah, senpai! Wh-wh-wh-wh-what should we do?!
Marc
Peat... L-look at this.
NoName
*Silent*
Peat
Whoa!! Is that the head of... Mr. NoName?! Did you guys...
Sora
It's all my fault. I couldn't stop myself.
Marc
That's not true. None of this would've happened if we hadn't ridden Sora.
Syura
The teacher didn't even try to dodge us! But if you receive a group of three girls flying at that speed...
NoName
...
Syura
This was kind of inevitable, wasn't it? Tehe!
Peat
This is not something to 'tehe' about. What are you going to do about this...?
NoName
You three are more scrawny than I imagined.
Syura
Ugyaaaaah! The head talks!!
NoName
Well, I am a robot.
Sora
We forgot about that.
NoName
If I were human, I'd make a fine grotesque image right now.
Marc & Sora & Syura
We're sorry.
Syura
Wait, you called us scrawny! How dare you!
NoName
I just told the truth, but now's not the time for that! The bell rang, so you kids go to class already.
Marc
B-but are you okay?
NoName
Oh, hell no! I'm going to go find my body that you blew away somewhere! Also, you all come see me in the staff room after school!
Marc & Sora & Syura
Okay...
Peat
Jeez... Juniors these days.
NoName
You, too.
Peat
What...? No!
After school...
Marc
*Sigh* I've been too worried about what happened this morning to focus on class.
Sora
So have I.
Syura
Fue... Oh, school's over already?
Marc
You slept through it all...
Syura
Yeah. I feel more alive now... is what I'd say if we didn't have to go see Mr. NoName...
Marc
Ugh, this sucks.
Sora
I wonder if he found his body...
.........
Marc
Hello, we're here to see Mr. NoName.
Syura
Heeellooo.
Sora
Hellooo.
NoName
You three are late.
Marc
Mr. NoName, we're terribly sorry about... Huh?
Syura
You're still without a body?!
NoName
...I couldn't find it.
Sora
Fue!?
NoName
To be more precise, someone took it...
Syura
What? Who would take stuff like that?
NoName
You nimrod! Mine is an extremely high-tech humanoid body. Anyone would kill for it.
Sora
I wouldn't.
Marc
Me neither...
NoName
It's all your fault! Just accept the blame and help me!
Syura
Um, how about replacing it with my club's old desktop computer?
NoName
What kind of a body would that make!? Anyway, I need you to find the rest of my lost body parts.
Marc
Okay, we will... But what do you mean by body parts?
Peat
Take a look at this...
Marc
Peat! Is that...
Sora
One of Mr. NoName's arms?
NoName
As you can see, my body got blown apart and taken away... by those stupid rats.
Peat
You've seen them running around the school property, right? They always cry 'poppo, poppo.'
Sora
Mikkie Mou...
Peat
No.
Peat
They're pretty mischievous, and it seems they've taken Mr. NoName's body this time.
NoName
That said, you guys go get my body back from those stupid rats.
Peat
This school is infested with them. You should be able to find some easily.
NoName
If you fail to find even a single part of my body, I'm going to make you all repeat the year.
Sora
Fue!?
Syura
Fah!?
Marc
W-we may already get held back, even though we just got in...!?
NoName
If you want to advance, find my body at all costs... I mean, seriously, I'm really counting on you guys.
Marc
That's right. We made this mess, so we must clean it up ourselves!
Sora
I agree. I'll do my best.
Syura
If we work together, this will be easy peasy! Let's give it our all!
Ending
Marc
Mr. NoName, we found all the parts!
NoName
Really? Thank you! All right then, put them together real quick, will ya?
Syura
Ayyye! I got this!
.........
NoName
I am back.
Sora
I'm glad it worked.
Peat
That was so much trouble.
NoName
Phew... I really was worried how this would turn out. You girls learned a good lesson this time. Never ever fly over to school again, okay?
Sora
My apologies...
Syura
But you got in the way trying to catch us, yelling "A clump of school girls."
NoName
...I never would've done that if I'd known how scrawny you are.
Syura
How terrible!
Sora
I'm really relieved we were able to find everything, though.
Marc
Couldn't agree more... I promise I'll leave home much earlier starting tomorrow.
.........
Marc
Another nice and warm day.
Sora
Yes, it is. But we shouldn't stay to enjoy it for too long...
Marc
Right, we don't need any trouble like before.
Syura
Oh man, look how bright the sun is. Actually, it's a little too bright after an all-nighter...
Sora
Syura, did you do that again?
Syura
Club activity.
Marc
You're helpless.
Peat
Hmph, you girls are laidback as always!
Marc
Peat!
Peat
I told you not to call me that! Add 'senpai'!
Peat
And when I'm riding this... Call me Blue Crow.
Syura
Good morning, Senpai! So you're a biker now, huh?
Peat
Fufufu... This is Blue Crow, my precious bike. With his speed, I'll never be late to school.
Sora
That is cool.
Peat
Hah hah hah, isn't it? I'll go ahead. See you guys later!
Marc
W-whoa! Peat, you're going way too fast!
Peat
It's Blue Crow!
Syura
Oh man.
Sora
What is it, Syura?
Syura
I can already tell how this will play out.
Marc
He'd better slow down. It's like before, when we...
Peat
What the?! Why's Mr. NoName there?!
NoName
Gyaaah! I don't want any guys!
Peat & NoName
Guwaaaaah!!!
Syura
Oh man, the teacher's totally scrapped again.
Marie Poppo
Poppoo.
Marc & Sora & Syura
Oh.
Marc
It's them...
Sora
At this rate, his body will go missing again...
Syura
Argh, I'm so freaking drained from that all-nighter...
Marc
We must gather all the parts before they can take them away! Sora, Syura, let's go!
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