Waruda Prison Break Campaign/Story

Waruda Prison Break Campaign

Waruda Prison Break Episode 1 - Beginning

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Krilalaris

Zzz... I call upon the dark spirits... zzz... this is my ultimate attack... zzz...

Mimyuu

Hey, you. You're finally awake.

Krilalaris

Zzz...

Mimyuu

Mimyuu said, YOU'RE FINALLY AWAKE!

Krilalaris

Huwha?!

Mimyuu

Listen up, partner. We ain't meant to be here.

Krilalaris

What are you doing in my room?

Mimyuu

We ain't in your room. We're in the big house. The pokey. The government's four star bed and breakfast!

Krilalaris

Why doth thou speak so oddly? Have the dark spirits possessed your tongue?

Mimyuu

Prison changes a girl.

Krilalaris

How long have we been in here...?

Mimyuu

About four hours. Mimyuu went crazy hour one, got bored of being crazy by hour three. Now Mimyuu's a hard-boiled tough customer.

Krilalaris

If I go to sleep for another four hours, will you get bored of this character too?

Mimyuu

You can't go to sleep. We've been framed. Two clowns were running around with our faces and causing a ruckus, so we got caught holding the bag.

Krilalaris

I'll deal with it in the morning.

Mimyuu

Don't worry. Mimyuu's got a plan. All we gotta do is bust out of this joint. And to do that, we just need to distract the guard.

Sora

Hello. It's breakfast time.

Krilalaris

B-breakfast? We get food here? For free?

Sora

Yes. In prison, you get three meals a day.

Krilalaris

What a devilish bargain... I may settle here and make this place into my dark stronghold.

Mimyuu

Ain't this a little burnt, though?

Sora

It's Sham's cooking. She's doing her best.

Krilalaris

Even burnt toast is still a meal... The dark crunchy bits call to my black soul.

Mimyuu

Hey, guard. What's a girl like you doing working in the clink?

Sora

I'm protecting people from bad guys.

Mimyuu

So why are you wearing a school uniform?

Sora

It's only a morning job. I go to school after my shift.

Mimyuu

It's 10 AM. School already started.

Sora

Oh no! I'm late! But if I go, all the prisoners will escape... auuuu...

Mimyuu

Quick, partner! She's distracted! Bonk her on the head and make a break for it!

Krilalaris

But... my breakfast! My pillow! I don't want to go!

Mimyuu

No time! Let's bust on out, partner!

Sora

Uuuu... I hope this won't go on my permanent record...

Waruda Prison Break Episode 1 - Ending

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Mimyuu

We got her! Come on, partner. Let's split.

Krilalaris

Indeed. You can scout the way, and I, the dark Krilalaris, will go back into the cell and enjoy three square meals a day.

Mimyuu

You gotta be kidding. You won't last a day in this place.

Krilalaris

I know much of cages and bars. They cannot contain my fell powers.

Mimyuu

It ain't that. It's just... there's mandatory hard labour!

Krilalaris

Ah.

Mimyuu

And they won't let you browse comics to think up new special attacks!

Krilalaris

Ahh!

Mimyuu

And... there's no such thing as a gothic lolita prison jumpsuit!

Krilalaris

Ahhhh! Quickly! We must flee this place!

Mimyuu

That's what Mimyuu wanted to hear.

Sora

Auuuu...

Mimyuu

Sorry, kid. Nothing personal. Hate to dump you in a bunch of trouble, but we're outta here.

Krilalaris

Simply recite this dark spell at the moment of judgement: "I hath suffered an accident in the workplace, and I believe I am entitled to compensation."

Sora

Uuuuu... Maybe I can get a sick note.

Waruda Prison Break Episode 2 - Beginning

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Mimyuu

Heh heh! We did it, partner. We're officially on the lam!

Krilalaris

Lamb... Delicious meat skewers... So hungry... Can't move...

Mimyuu

You didn't eat breakfast before we made a break for it?

Krilalaris

You broke us out before I could!

Mimyuu

Guess we'll duck in here for a snack.

Mimyuu

Gimme two cups of boiled leaves, a couple bow wows, then take two cackleberries and wreck 'em.

Chris

Will that be all?

Mimyuu

One glass of moo juice, too.

Krilalaris

What kind of incantation was that? I don't even know what you ordered...

Mimyuu

Neither does Mimyuu. But it sounded cool.

Krilalaris

Coolness is very important. One must always strive to impress the dark forces that surround us.

Mimyuu

You got that right, partner.

Krilalaris

I also bestow upon you my thanks for remunerating the establishment in my stead.

Mimyuu

Huh? Mimyuu ain't paying.

Krilalaris

I-I have forsaken material possessions as a tenet of my dark faith...

Mimyuu

We're on the lam, partner. Hardened criminals. And you know what that means.

Krilalaris

We must rely on it... the dark and forbidden art...

Mimyuu

That's right - the Dine and Dash.

Chris

Oh, really?

Krilalaris

Gulp.

Chris

Oh, manager!

Store Manager

...

Krilalaris

This day is the worst.

Waruda Prison Break Episode 2 - Ending

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Mimyuu

Alright, partner! Stuff your pockets with complimentary bread rolls and let's bounce.

Krilalaris

*nom nom* Thish will be a fine catalysht for my dark powersh...

Mimyuu

Whoa, your cheeks have ballooned up like a squirrel's. That's talent.

Chris

Oh no... they even took out the manager. This is crazy...

Mimyuu

Mimyuu's starting to think we maybe deserved that prison sentence.

Krilalaris

We will bestow upon thee a five star review in recompense.

Store Manager

...

Chris

In the end, they only took the free bread rolls.

Store Manager

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Chris

You really do meet the weirdest people in customer service, huh...

Store Manager

*nod*

Waruda Prison Break Episode 3 - Beginning

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Krilalaris

All I want to do is go back to sleep... Being on the run is so tiring.

Mescal

Hey, you! If you're looking for a comfy way to travel, try Big Magnum Airlines! Around the world in eighty minutes, or your trip is free!

Mimyuu

Sounds like a good way to shake the fuzz.

Tequila

Aye. But before I can let ye aboard me airship, ye'll have to answer me riddles three.

Krilalaris

I see... Truly, a devilish bargain.

Mimyuu

Is he a sphinx or something?

Tequila

First, riddle me this. What has four legs in the -

Mimyuu

He IS a sphinx!

Tequila

Alright, I'll let ye skip that one. Second riddle: who be the cutest young lass to ever sail the skies?

Mimyuu

Mescal?

Tequila

Aye, so it be.

Mimyuu

You looked right at her when you said it.

Mescal

Oh, Daddy.

Tequila

For me last and hardest riddle... What be the sixteen digits on the front of your bank card?

Krilalaris

That's forbidden knowledge!

Mimyuu

It was a grift the whole time, huh?

Tequila

O' course! This is piracy in the modern age! But if ye'd prefer, we can be more traditional. Mescal, man the cannons!

Krilalaris

Please just let me sleep already... Oh, I give up.

Waruda Prison Break Episode 3 - Ending

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Tequila

Grrr... So be it. Ye can ride. I'd best not be hearin' any complaints out of you, though.

Krilalaris

I have a complaint!

Mimyuu

Already? We ain't even on the boat yet.

Krilalaris

Why do you not wear an eyepatch?

Tequila

Because I still have both me eyes, lass.

Krilalaris

So do I, yet I still clad my evil eye in blackened silk.

Mescal

You know that's no good for your vision, right?

Krilalaris

You're a pirate, so you have the perfect excuse for eyepatchery! Let us call forth a Federation of Eyepatch Appreciation together.

Tequila

No chance, lass.

Krilalaris

Hmph. In that case, I will retreat below deck to catch up on my napping.

Tequila

Mescal?

Mescal

Yes, Daddy?

Tequila

Set the engines to full power. A little turbulence will teach her not to take her eyes off a pirate.

Mescal

Right!

Tequila

Me head's aching already... This looks to be a long flight.

Waruda Prison Break Episode 4 - Beginning

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Mimyuu

End of the road, partner.

Krilalaris

We're right back where we started, though!

Mimyuu

Obviously. We went around the world, so we came back to the same place. Mimyuu thinks we shook 'em off, though.

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QP

Not so fast!

Krilalaris

Ahh, the fell incarnation of the beast god... QP.

QP

Who's QP?! I'm the Great Dog Detective, Sherlock Bones, and I've come to take you in.

Mimyuu

Mimyuu ain't going back to the big house again. Let's split, partner.

Krilalaris

I, Krilalaris, will handle this. QP! Hear my cry. I will deliver unto you one cup of convenience store pudding tomorrow, in exchange for safe passage today!

QP

Sorry, but I can't...

Krilalaris

What? But... it's pudding. The QP I know would disregard all morality for pudding!

QP

I told you, I'm Sherlock Bones...

Krilalaris

She's a kind, gullible soul who always shares her lunch scraps with me if I ask, so much that my stomach rumbles even looking at her.

Mimyuu

So you're just tricking her into being your meal ticket?

Krilalaris

You aren't like her at all! You must be a shadow doppelgänger sent from the Organization to sow havoc! I will not let you besmirch the name of the beast god!

QP

Wait, but - the tables turned all of a sudden?! Uwaaa!

Waruda Prison Break Episode 4 - Ending

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Mimyuu

We actually beat the mutt?

Krilalaris

Hmph. The true QP's power is much more intense than this imposter's.

Mimyuu

Really? Kinda felt like the usual, though.

Krilalaris

The true QP has a powerful mind-control forcefield to prevent people attacking her. If you gaze upon her charming tail fluff, thou art already under her spell...

Mimyuu

So, she's a cute puppy. So's this one, though.

Krilalaris

Also, if attacked, the true QP refuses to give lunch scraps the day after. It's a technique for fermenting economic turmoil.

Mimyuu

If you say so, partner. Let's leave this defective detective in the dust.

QP

I'm not defective... and don't insult my tail fluff!

Mimyuu

Detectives are boring anyway. For a real hard-boiled character, private eyes are the way to go.

Krilalaris

You're only saying that because Yuki has that kind of outfit.

Mimyuu

The Big Boss is Mimyuu's goal, after all.

Krilalaris

Your loyalty as a minion of darkness is admirable.

Waruda Prison Break Episode 5 - Beginning

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Mimyuu

Looks like we shook 'em off. Good work, partner.

Krilalaris

Huff... huff... Hah...

Mimyuu

That dame with the tail is giving you the side-eye, though.

Krilalaris

Ufufu... Perhaps she's sensed my dark power.

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Teotoratta

Hey, you over there! You've got the scent of a beast.

Krilalaris

*sniff sniff* I do?

Mimyuu

Mimyuu didn't want to say anything, but she's right.

Krilalaris

Ah, no... I've been on the run and I haven't had time to shower... I-I mean, this miasma is simply my dark power escaping through my pores!

Teotoratta

You might know something. I'm sensing some kind of hugely powerful beast over in that direction. As the Beast Witch, I've gotta make it mine!

Krilalaris

But the circus is over that way... All the animals there are my precious minions already! Has something happened to them?

Teotoratta

Circus? A bunch of dastardly humans lording it over the animals, huh?

Krilalaris

I won't accept anybody hurting my dark minions! We must depart at once!

Teotoratta

Hey, hey! You're gonna try and cut ahead of me to make that beast your minion, even though I was the one who told you about it? Kinda rude, don't you think?

Mimyuu

She's got you there, Stinky.

Krilalaris

S-silence! If you stand in my way, I will enact a carnival of blood!

Teotoratta

Fu-fu-fu. So it's survival of the fittest, huh? Let me show you how a real beast dances! Gaaao!

Waruda Prison Break Episode 5 - Ending

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Teotoratta

Ugh... I never thought I'd lose to another beast master. My pride as a witch just took serious damage.

Mimyuu

My partner's kind of a dork, but she's got some real skill.

Krilalaris

Ufufu. You still fail to understand my dark aesthetic... Anyway. Beast Witch, I will bestow this upon you.

Teotoratta

Huh? I-Is this pet food?

Krilalaris

It is one of the treats with which I tempt the mighty lions of our circus.

Teotoratta

I don't know how to feel about this... It does smell good, though.

Krilalaris

Indeed. I get the best lion treats, for they can function as rations of last resort on long winter days...

Teotoratta

That's just depressing.

Krilalaris

Regardless, it is my parting gift to thee. Farewell!

Teotoratta

... *crunch*

Teotoratta

Huh. Not bad.

Waruda Prison Break Final Episode - Beginning

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Mimyuu

This is it, partner. The big time.

Krilalaris

You mean the big top.

Mimyuu

That too.

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Fuhuhu... Finally, you've arrived... My other self!

Krilalaris

You!

Krilalaris

It is I, the dark Krilalaris!

Mimyuu & Tomato

Plus the up and coming stars of Waruda!

Krilalaris

I knew you would come here, my dark nemesis. But you are too late. I have enacted the blood ritual! Leo has ascended!

*roaaaaaar*

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Krilalaris

He is now Dark Calamity Leo, the Apocalypse Liger!

Mimyuu

Mimyuu ain't no animal doctor, but wasn't he a lion before?

Krilalaris

Ligers are cooler.

Krilalaris

Silence! Now, our fated duel is at hand. We must battle for control of the ultimate Leo!

Mimyuu & Tomato

Hey you, other Mimyuu! Aren't you missing somebody? Sure you can challenge us solo like that?

Mimyuu

Heh. Joke's on you. Mimyuu may not have her own Boss, but her partner's been right beside her the whole time.

Krilalaris

My dark other self... you are destined to fall. Because I, the dark-ER Krilalaris, possess something you do not!

Krilalaris

Oh?

Krilalaris

At long last, I have stolen it - the power of friendship!

Mimyuu

You tell them, partner!

Krilalaris

Actually, I was talking about my friendship with Leo.

Mimyuu

Guh...

Krilalaris

Enough! I will defeat myself for control of the ultimate darkness! Let the mad beasts dance.

Waruda Prison Break Final Episode - Ending

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Mimyuu

Well, we beat those guys... But that lion's still raising the roof.

Krilalaris

His right paw... I can feel the dark power emanating from it!

Mimyuu

Whoa, he's coming this way! Calm him down, would ya?!

Krilalaris

The unsealed king of beasts approaches... N-N-Now is the time to draw forth my hidden power!

Mimyuu

I'll watch your back, partner. From over here.

Krilalaris

W-w-wait, come back! The dark power is having an off day today -

Krilalaris

Ah... I've been consumed by darkness...

Krilalaris

This is... Calamity Leo's fur...? So warm... and comfy... finally... my eternal... rest... zzzzzzz...

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Mimyuu

Oi, Krila! Get up already!

Krilalaris

Uwaah! I was travelling the realm of dreams the whole time?

Yuki

Better get up soon. Those lions need feeding, you know? Better not underestimate the wrath of a big cat.

Krilalaris

I feel like I didn't sleep at all...

Yuki

Well, get up and get ready to move out. We've got big plans today. If we pull this off, there's some extra lunch in it for you.

Krilalaris

A nice meal... I'll use all my power to obtain it!

Mimyuu

Looks like you and Mimyuu are partnering up today. Let's get out there and cause some trouble.

Krilalaris

It seems our destinies are tied together... Partner.

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